1 00:00:05,033 --> 00:00:08,400 [ALL SCREAMING] 2 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,200 GET, GET, GET, GET! 3 00:00:11,200 --> 00:00:12,100 PLEASE, REMOVE THESE TWO 4 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:15,600 AND CHECK BEHIND THE COUCHES FOR MORE. 5 00:00:16,200 --> 00:00:17,200 AH-CHOO! 6 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,734 I THINK THAT BAG HAS A COLD. 7 00:00:24,734 --> 00:00:25,133 OUT! 8 00:00:25,133 --> 00:00:30,100 AND TAKE YOUR MATCHING DUFFLE FRIEND WITH YOU. 9 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,800 WHAT ARE ALL THESE GIRLS HERE FOR? 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:38,700 WE HAPPEN TO HAVE A VERY FAMOUS ROCK STAR 11 00:00:38,700 --> 00:00:39,400 CHECKING IN THIS AFTERNOON. 12 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:43,367 IT'S SO SILLY HOW INSANE WOMEN GET WHEN IT COMES TO MUSICIANS. 13 00:00:43,367 --> 00:00:45,800 WHO IS IT? THAT McCARTNEY FELLOW. 14 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:46,800 PAUL McCARTNEY? 15 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:50,000 I LOVE PAUL McCARTNEY! 16 00:00:51,300 --> 00:00:53,367 WHO'S HE? 17 00:00:53,667 --> 00:00:56,967 NOT PAUL McCARTNEY, JESSIE McCARTNEY. 18 00:00:56,967 --> 00:00:58,600 WHO'S HE? 19 00:00:59,367 --> 00:01:03,500 I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THESE GIRLS ARE SCREAMING FOR JESSIE McCARTNEY. 20 00:01:03,500 --> 00:01:04,600 IT'S SO LAME. 21 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,133 AND DELUSIONAL. 22 00:01:05,133 --> 00:01:07,667 THEY ALL THINK THEY HAVE A SHOT WITH JESSIE, 23 00:01:07,667 --> 00:01:08,900 WHEN CLEARLY, 24 00:01:08,900 --> 00:01:12,300 HE AND I ARE MEANT TO BE. 25 00:01:12,300 --> 00:01:14,000 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE MANAGER'S OFFICE IS? 26 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,100 MMM. OVER THERE. THANKS. 27 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:18,700 WASN'T THAT JESSIE McCARTNEY? 28 00:01:26,133 --> 00:01:28,567 ♪ HERE I AM IN YOUR LIFE ♪ 29 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,900 ♪ HERE YOU ARE IN MINE ♪ 30 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:33,600 ♪ YES, WE HAVE A SUITE LIFE ♪ 31 00:01:33,600 --> 00:01:35,400 ♪ MOST OF THE TIME ♪ 32 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:37,967 ♪ YOU AND ME GOT THE WORLD TO SEE ♪ 33 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,800 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 34 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,133 ♪ JUST ME AND YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ♪ 35 00:01:42,133 --> 00:01:44,367 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 36 00:01:44,367 --> 00:01:46,600 ♪ IT'S YOU AND ME AND ME AND YOU ♪ 37 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:49,500 ♪ WE GOT THE WHOLE PLACE TO OURSELVES ♪ 38 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,567 ♪ YOU AND ME, WE GOT IT ALL FOR FREE ♪ 39 00:01:51,567 --> 00:01:54,367 ♪ SO COME ON DOWN ♪ 40 00:01:54,367 --> 00:01:58,000 ♪ THIS IS THE SUITE LIFE ♪ 41 00:01:58,900 --> 00:02:03,000 ♪ WE'VE GOT A SUITE LIFE ♪ 42 00:02:06,100 --> 00:02:08,033 3...2...1... 43 00:02:08,033 --> 00:02:09,367 INCOMING! 44 00:02:09,367 --> 00:02:10,700 [LAUGHS] 45 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:11,834 HEY, CODY! 46 00:02:11,834 --> 00:02:14,200 YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO TEST OUT MY NEW INVENTION. 47 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,467 I CALL IT THE CATAPULT TOASTER. 48 00:02:16,467 --> 00:02:18,600 SEE, NOW YOU CAN SIT AT THE TABLE AND RELAX 49 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,967 AND LET THE TOAST COME... 50 00:02:24,300 --> 00:02:26,200 TO YOU. 51 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:28,100 LISTEN, ARWIN, I WAS WONDERING 52 00:02:28,100 --> 00:02:29,133 IF I COULD USE SOME OF YOUR TOOLS. 53 00:02:29,133 --> 00:02:31,867 I'M ENTERED IN BOSTON'S JUNIOR SCIENCE CONTEST, 54 00:02:31,867 --> 00:02:33,834 AND MY PROJECT STILL NEEDS A LOT OF WORK. 55 00:02:33,834 --> 00:02:36,000 SURE, SURE. WHAT ARE YOU MAKING? 56 00:02:36,467 --> 00:02:38,000 IT'S GONNA BE A LASER. 57 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:38,967 AW, COOL! HEH HEH. 58 00:02:38,967 --> 00:02:41,467 YOU KNOW, I ENTERED A SCIENCE CONTEST AT MY SCHOOL ONCE. 59 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:45,133 YEAH? DID YOU WIN? WELL, I--I WOULD'VE, 60 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:46,033 BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU-- 61 00:02:46,033 --> 00:02:49,033 ONE LOUSY EXPLOSION AND THEY BAN YOU FOR LIFE. 62 00:02:49,033 --> 00:02:50,567 HEH HEH. 63 00:02:50,867 --> 00:02:52,000 THAT GYM NEEDED A POOL ANYWAY. 64 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,934 I'M SURE YOU'LL DO BETTER WITH YOUR PROJECT. 65 00:02:54,934 --> 00:02:55,767 I BETTER. 66 00:02:55,767 --> 00:02:58,467 I'VE JUST GOTTA WIN THIS SCIENCE AWARD. 67 00:02:58,467 --> 00:03:00,133 THEN I CAN GET INTO M.I.T. 68 00:03:00,133 --> 00:03:02,600 AND INVENT A NANOBOT THAT EATS OIL SPILLS 69 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,033 AND BE ABLE TO RETIRE COMFORTABLY 70 00:03:04,033 --> 00:03:05,600 WHILE TAKING CARE OF MY AGING MOTHER 71 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,500 AND PAYING MY BROTHER'S BAIL MONEY. 72 00:03:08,500 --> 00:03:09,667 ZACK'S IN JAIL? 73 00:03:09,667 --> 00:03:11,600 NOT YET. OH. 74 00:03:11,600 --> 00:03:13,600 WELL, IF YOU NEED ANY HELP, AHH, 75 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,667 I'M RIGHT HERE. 76 00:03:14,667 --> 00:03:16,834 AFTER ALL, I AM A, UH, 77 00:03:16,834 --> 00:03:19,300 PROFESSIONAL INVENTOR. 78 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,800 AHEM. 79 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,100 BUTTERED TOAST? 80 00:03:27,900 --> 00:03:31,367 OK, I REALLY NEED A PICTURE OF JESSIE McCARTNEY FOR MY SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. 81 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:34,000 DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET US IN THERE TO SEE HIM REHEARSE. 82 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,800 AFTER ALL, HE'S A CELEBRITY, I'M A CELEBRITY. 83 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,567 WE'RE FIRST CELEBRITIES, ONCE REMOVED. 84 00:03:39,567 --> 00:03:42,100 YOU GO IN THERE AND YOU'LL BE REMOVED. 85 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,900 MY FATHER WON'T STAND FOR THIS. 86 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:46,800 ACTUALLY, I JUST RECEIVED A FAX FROM YOUR FATHER 87 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:47,834 ASKING THAT YOU BE KEPT AWAY 88 00:03:47,834 --> 00:03:50,200 FROM ALL CELEBRITY GUESTS STAYING AT THE HOTEL. 89 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:54,100 HE DOESN'T WANT A REPEAT OF THE ORLANDO BLOOM INCIDENT. 90 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:56,700 JUST TELL DADDY IT'S DIFFERENT THIS TIME. 91 00:03:56,700 --> 00:04:00,066 UH-HUH. "DIFFERENT THIS TIME..." 92 00:04:00,066 --> 00:04:01,300 AH, HERE WE ARE. 93 00:04:01,300 --> 00:04:02,767 AHEM. "IT'S NOT DIFFERENT. 94 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:05,500 "YOU ARE CLEARLY OBSESSED WITH [INSERT CELEBRITY NAME HERE] 95 00:04:05,500 --> 00:04:09,400 "AND IF YOU CONTINUE TO HARASS [INSERT CELEBRITY NAME HERE], 96 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:13,133 YOU WILL BE SENT TO [INSERT BOARDING SCHOOL NAME HERE]." 97 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:15,500 THAT'S IT. IF HE DOESN'T LET ME SEE JESSIE-- 98 00:04:15,500 --> 00:04:17,934 I'VE GOT "RUN AWAY," "SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS," 99 00:04:17,934 --> 00:04:19,900 OR "HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL I TURN BLUE." 100 00:04:19,900 --> 00:04:21,200 WHICH WILL IT BE? 101 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:25,700 DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING THAT DADDY TELLS YOU TO? 102 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:26,667 OF COURSE I DO... 103 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:30,967 UNTIL SUCH TIME THAT YOUR FATHER TELLS ME I DON'T. 104 00:04:30,967 --> 00:04:33,867 I HAVE TO GET IN THERE TO MEET MY FUTURE HUSBAND. 105 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:37,200 [SIGHS] OK, BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING STUPID, RIGHT? 106 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:39,467 NO! OK. 107 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,934 I FEEL SO STUPID! 108 00:04:46,934 --> 00:04:48,400 CHECK, CHECK. 1, 2, 2. 109 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:51,400 [SQUEALING] IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM! 110 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:55,667 [GRUFF VOICE] HE'S REAL EXCITED ABOUT THE SOUP OF THE DAY. 111 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,133 WOULD YOU CALM DOWN? 112 00:04:57,133 --> 00:05:00,900 HE'S JUST A REGULAR GUY LIKE YOU AND ME... 113 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,834 ♪ WHOA-OA-OA ♪ 114 00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:04,834 ♪ HEY-EY... ♪ 115 00:05:04,834 --> 00:05:07,000 WITH THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL. 116 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:07,834 HEY! 117 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:09,900 DON'T GET ANY FUNNY IDEAS. 118 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:12,100 JESSIE IS MINE. EXCUSE ME. 119 00:05:12,100 --> 00:05:13,600 OHH! HE'S GESTURING TO ME! 120 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,500 I THINK HE WANTS TO PROPOSE. 121 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:17,467 HE'S POINTING AT THE WATER, DINGBAT. 122 00:05:17,467 --> 00:05:19,000 HE THINKS YOU'RE A WAITER. 123 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,900 WHY WOULD HE THINK THAT? 124 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,600 OH, RIGHT. 125 00:05:31,834 --> 00:05:32,900 THANKS, MAN. 126 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,867 [GASPS] 127 00:05:34,867 --> 00:05:36,000 HE CALLED ME "MAN"! 128 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,033 WE ARE SO MEANT TO BE. 129 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:42,300 1, 2, 3, 4... 130 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,000 ♪ HEY ♪ 131 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,967 ♪ I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PRETTY FACE ♪ 132 00:05:46,967 --> 00:05:49,500 ♪ I DON'T WANT JUST ANYONE TO HOLD ♪ 133 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,500 ♪ I DON'T WANT MY LOVE TO GO TO WASTE ♪ 134 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:55,900 ♪ I WANT YOU, AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ♪ 135 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:58,367 ♪ SO ♪ 136 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:00,767 ♪ YEAH ♪ 137 00:06:01,900 --> 00:06:04,567 ♪ I KNOW THAT YOU ♪ 138 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:07,000 ♪ ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL ♪ 139 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,033 ♪ AND TO YOU I'LL BE ♪ 140 00:06:10,033 --> 00:06:12,367 ♪ ALWAYS FAITHFUL ♪ 141 00:06:12,367 --> 00:06:15,100 ♪ I WANT TO BE ♪ 142 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,667 ♪ WHAT YOU ALWAYS NEEDED ♪ 143 00:06:17,667 --> 00:06:19,467 ♪ AND I HOPE YOU SEE ♪ 144 00:06:19,467 --> 00:06:20,600 ♪ THE HEART IN ME ♪ 145 00:06:20,600 --> 00:06:23,400 ♪ 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT ANOTHER PRETTY FACE ♪ 146 00:06:23,400 --> 00:06:25,967 ♪ I DON'T WANT JUST ANYONE TO HOLD ♪ 147 00:06:25,967 --> 00:06:28,867 ♪ I DON'T WANT MY LOVE TO GO TO WASTE ♪ 148 00:06:28,867 --> 00:06:31,734 ♪ I WANT YOU, AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ♪ 149 00:06:31,734 --> 00:06:34,500 ♪ SO YOU'RE THE ONE I WANNA CHASE ♪ 150 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:36,300 ♪ YOU'RE THE ONE I WANNA HOLD ♪ 151 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:39,400 ♪ I WON'T LET ANOTHER MINUTE GO TO WASTE ♪ 152 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:42,600 ♪ I WANT YOU, AND YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL ♪ 153 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,233 ♪ SO ♪ 154 00:06:45,233 --> 00:06:46,867 ♪ YEAH ♪ 155 00:06:50,934 --> 00:06:54,100 AAH! AAH! 156 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:58,500 [GRUFF VOICE] GREAT SET, MAN. 157 00:06:58,500 --> 00:07:00,800 TRY THE SOUP. 158 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,767 AH, IS EVERYTHING OK IN HERE? 159 00:07:03,767 --> 00:07:04,567 NO SCREAMING GIRLS? 160 00:07:04,567 --> 00:07:09,500 HEH HEH. NO, BUT THERE WERE A COUPLE OF SCREAMING WAITERS. 161 00:07:15,600 --> 00:07:18,200 SO IF I JUST CONNECT THE BLUE WIRE 162 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,100 TO THE RED WIRE... 163 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:22,900 [HIGH-PITCHED] OHH...NNN...AHH! 164 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:24,100 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 165 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,934 WHAT? NOTHING. NOTHING, NOTHING. 166 00:07:25,934 --> 00:07:28,033 NO, YOU DO IT YOUR WAY, YOUR WAY. 167 00:07:28,033 --> 00:07:29,300 CONNECT WHATEVER WIRES YOU WANT, 168 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:31,033 THE RED TO THE BLUE OR THE YELLOW TO THE BLUE. 169 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,767 I'D DO THE YELLOW TO THE BLUE, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. 170 00:07:32,767 --> 00:07:35,800 YOU NEED TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART. YELLOW TO BLUE. 171 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,967 ARWIN, I TOLD YOU I'M SUPPOSED TO DO THIS PROJECT MYSELF. 172 00:07:38,967 --> 00:07:40,967 IF I GET HELP FROM SOMEONE ELSE, IT'S CHEATING. 173 00:07:40,967 --> 00:07:43,734 I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. I PROMISE I WON'T SAY ANYTHING ELSE. 174 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:45,100 MY LIPS ARE SEALED. HEH HEH. 175 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:46,800 DO YOU WANT ME TO ACTUALLY SEAL THEM? 176 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,967 BECAUSE I CAN. 177 00:07:49,734 --> 00:07:50,934 HEY, GUYS. 178 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:53,100 HEY! HEH HEH. CAREY. 179 00:07:53,100 --> 00:07:55,000 HOW YOU DOIN'? 180 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,000 OHH! 181 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,100 ARWIN! YEAH. 182 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:58,967 ARE YOU OK? 183 00:07:58,967 --> 00:08:01,800 WOW. HA HA! UH... 184 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,233 SMOOTH. 185 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:07,100 IT'S OK, ARWIN. I JUST CAME DOWN TO TELL CODY IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH. 186 00:08:07,100 --> 00:08:11,200 OK. LET ME JUST TEST IT OUT ONCE. 187 00:08:11,734 --> 00:08:13,200 UH-OH! 188 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,200 [COUGHS] OH, NO! 189 00:08:24,200 --> 00:08:25,000 IT'S RUINED! 190 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,233 I'LL NEVER WIN THE SCIENCE AWARD NOW! 191 00:08:27,233 --> 00:08:28,867 HONEY, IT'S OK. YOU STILL HAVE TIME. 192 00:08:28,867 --> 00:08:32,300 [COUGHS] MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY SOMETHING A LITTLE SIMPLER. 193 00:08:32,300 --> 00:08:34,600 LIKE--LIKE THAT VOLCANO WE TALKED ABOUT? 194 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,400 LIKE A STUPID VOLCANO IS GOING TO WIN. 195 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:41,200 MINE DID GET HONORABLE MENTION IN THE MINI MADAM CURIE COMPETITION. 196 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,500 THOSE WERE SIMPLER TIMES. 197 00:08:44,500 --> 00:08:47,500 YOU WERE A SCIENCE GEEK? 198 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:52,133 THE POINT IS, IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU WIN. 199 00:08:52,133 --> 00:08:54,000 ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU DO YOUR BEST. 200 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:57,400 WELL, MY BEST ISN'T GOING TO WIN ME A NOBEL PRIZE, 201 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,767 PAY FOR YOUR NURSING HOME, 202 00:08:58,767 --> 00:09:00,467 OR GET ZACK OUT OF JAIL. 203 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:01,967 ZACK'S IN JAIL? 204 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:08,767 NOT YET. NOT YET. 205 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:11,567 [SCREAMING] 206 00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,500 [GASPS] 207 00:09:34,400 --> 00:09:36,467 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 208 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:38,400 KEEP QUIET. THE MAID'S IN THE BATHROOM. 209 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,800 YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL JESSIE FROM ME. 210 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:42,367 OH, PUH-LEASE. 211 00:09:42,367 --> 00:09:45,033 I'M HERE FOR PURELY JOURNALISTIC PURPOSES. 212 00:09:45,033 --> 00:09:47,400 THEN WHY ARE YOU HUGGING HIS BATHROBE? 213 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:49,967 I COLLECT PLAID. 214 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:02,700 [EXHALES] [EXHALES] 215 00:10:02,700 --> 00:10:03,200 SHE'S GONE. 216 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,400 GOOD, NOW GIVE ME MY HUSBAND'S BATHROBE. 217 00:10:06,400 --> 00:10:07,734 NO, IT'S MINE! 218 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:08,834 NO! NO! 219 00:10:08,834 --> 00:10:10,200 NO! I WANT IT! 220 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,667 [RIP] [GASPS] [GASPS] 221 00:10:11,667 --> 00:10:12,467 NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! 222 00:10:12,467 --> 00:10:14,934 I'LL TAKE THAT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! 223 00:10:14,934 --> 00:10:19,033 ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH JESSIE, TOO? 224 00:10:19,033 --> 00:10:21,767 NO. 225 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I'M SELLING THIS STUFF ON THE STREET. 226 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:27,133 ONE GIRL GAVE ME 30 BUCKS FOR A TISSUE HE SPIT HIS GUM INTO. 227 00:10:27,133 --> 00:10:29,934 THERE'S BIG MONEY IN OBSESSION. 228 00:10:29,934 --> 00:10:31,900 YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! 229 00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,667 YEAH. I MEAN, SNEAKING INTO SOMEONE'S ROOM, 230 00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:36,000 INVADING THEIR PRIVACY, 231 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,233 GOING THROUGH THEIR PERSONAL BELONGINGS. 232 00:10:38,233 --> 00:10:39,767 OH, HE'S A BOXER GUY! 233 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:42,667 DARN IT! THE MAID GOT ALL THE DIRTY TOWELS. 234 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:46,200 NOW I'LL HAVE TO START FROM SCRATCH. 235 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,300 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 236 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:51,000 THERE. NOW IT'S BEEN USED BY JESSIE McCARTNEY. 237 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,934 I'LL GIVE YOU 50 BUCKS FOR IT! 238 00:10:52,934 --> 00:10:56,834 LONDON, YOU JUST SAW ZACK DIRTY IT HIMSELF. 239 00:10:56,834 --> 00:10:58,867 FINE. 30! 240 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:00,767 Jessie: HEY, GUYS, HOW'S IT GOIN'? 241 00:11:00,767 --> 00:11:02,000 Security guard: PRETTY GOOD, MR. McCARTNEY. 242 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,200 OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM! 243 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:05,800 HOW DO I LOOK? 244 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,734 PENNILESS AND YOUR HAIR IS MESSED UP. 245 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:12,567 Mr. Moseby: I TOLD YOU WE HAVE VIGILANT SECURITY. 246 00:11:12,567 --> 00:11:14,200 NO ONE IS GETTING INTO THIS ROOM, 247 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,200 NOT EVEN A MOUSE. 248 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,100 RATS! IT'S MOSEBY! 249 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:20,500 AAH! AAH! AAH! 250 00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:26,400 I AM TERRIBLY SORRY ABOUT ALL THE UNRULY FANS. 251 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,767 I'VE ORDERED A S.W.A.T. TEAM FOR THIS EVENING. 252 00:11:28,767 --> 00:11:30,934 NO BIGGIE. YOU KIND OF GET USED TO IT, YOU KNOW? 253 00:11:30,934 --> 00:11:35,000 YOU'D BE SURPRISED WHAT SOME OF THESE FANS WOULD DO. 254 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,567 EXCUSE ME, THERE DON'T SEEM TO BE ANY TOWELS. 255 00:11:40,567 --> 00:11:44,500 OH! I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, ONCE AGAIN. HEH HEH HEH. 256 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,200 I'LL GET THEM MYSELF. 257 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:48,867 THANKS. YOU CAN JUST LEAVE 'EM BY THE BATHROOM DOOR. 258 00:11:48,867 --> 00:11:50,500 AS YOU WISH. 259 00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,200 [THUNK] OYY! 260 00:12:05,467 --> 00:12:06,033 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 261 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,467 DON'T YOU THINK IT'LL MAKE A CUTE STORY FOR THE PRESS 262 00:12:08,467 --> 00:12:11,500 WHEN THEY FOUND OUT JESSIE AND I FIRST MET WHILE HE WAS FLOSSING? 263 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:16,667 I THINK IT'LL MAKE A CUTE STORY FOR THE POLICE. COME ON! 264 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:21,767 NOTHING. 265 00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,300 THIS STUPID LASER WILL NEVER WORK. 266 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:27,767 I WISH I COULD FIX IT JUST SO I COULD USE IT TO DESTROY IT. 267 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:31,200 I LIKE THE WAY YOUR MIND WORKS. 268 00:12:31,567 --> 00:12:33,600 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SOME MINOR ADJUSTMENTS 269 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,567 AND YOU'LL WIN HANDS DOWN. 270 00:12:35,567 --> 00:12:36,900 OK. LET'S SEE. 271 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:40,500 THE COPPER CHLORIDE IS SUPPOSED TO BE HEATED HERE 272 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,500 BY CONNECTING THE POWER SOURCE 273 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,033 TO THE RED WIRE. 274 00:12:44,033 --> 00:12:46,600 BLUE! [COUGHS] 275 00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:49,934 I MEAN, THE BLUE WIRE? 276 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,867 SO THE DISCHARGE TUBE COUPLES THE LASER MEDIUM 277 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:55,767 WITH THE OPTICAL CAVITY! 278 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:58,367 [COUGHS] NOT QUITE. ACCH! 279 00:12:58,367 --> 00:13:01,867 YOU FORGOT [COUGHING] THE BUFFER GAS! 280 00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:05,033 THAT MEANS I HAVE TO WELD IT. 281 00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:11,400 WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO USE THIS DANGEROUS WELDING TORCH... 282 00:13:11,400 --> 00:13:15,033 DESIGNED FOR ADULTS. 283 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:18,133 MAYBE I, AN ADULT, 284 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,834 SHOULD HELP YOU, A CHILD. 285 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,000 I THINK THAT WOULD BE ACCEPTABLE. 286 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,300 WHOO! 287 00:13:26,300 --> 00:13:28,767 I AM GONNA WIN THIS PRIZE. 288 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:30,300 YOU MEAN I'M GONNA WIN THAT PRIZE. 289 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,467 EXACTLY, 'CAUSE I DESERVE IT. 290 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,767 THIS SHOULD BRING IN A NICE CHUNK OF CHANGE. 291 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,567 THAT'S JESSIE'S LUCKY BRACELET. 292 00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:42,600 HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT MY FIANCÉ? 293 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:45,133 I'M A JOURNALIST. I DO MY RESEARCH. 294 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:46,600 HE NEVER PERFORMS WITHOUT IT. 295 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:47,300 WE HAVE TO TAKE IT BACK, 296 00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:49,800 OTHERWISE HE COULD FREEZE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS CONCERT, 297 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:52,600 AND WE'D BE RESPONSIBLE FOR RUINING HIS CAREER! 298 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,400 HE DOESN'T NEED A CAREER. 299 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,734 WE'LL SURVIVE ON LOVE... 300 00:13:56,734 --> 00:13:59,300 AND DADDY'S MONEY. 301 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:01,600 FINE. I'LL JUST GIVE HIM THE BRACELET BACK 302 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,900 AND TELL HIM I FOUND IT. 303 00:14:02,900 --> 00:14:05,934 THEN I'LL ASK FOR HIS PANTS AS A REWARD. 304 00:14:05,934 --> 00:14:09,567 SO YOUR PLAN IS TO TELL HIM YOU FOUND HIS LUCKY BRACELET 305 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:12,900 IN THE CLOSED DRAWER OF HIS BEDSIDE TABLE. 306 00:14:12,900 --> 00:14:14,400 [GASPS] 307 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,133 GOOD PLAN! 308 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,300 BAD PLAN! 309 00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:20,900 IF MOSEBY FINDS OUT, WE'LL ALL BE IN TROUBLE, 310 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,600 AND ZACK COULD END UP IN JAIL. 311 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,600 FUNNY, THAT'S WHAT CODY ALWAYS SAYS. 312 00:14:29,500 --> 00:14:30,300 Carey: WOW. 313 00:14:30,300 --> 00:14:32,367 THIS IS REALLY ELABORATE, 314 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:34,600 ESPECIALLY FOR ONE DAY'S WORK. 315 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,400 THANKS. HEH HEH. 316 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:38,200 I MEAN, YOU MUST BE REALLY PROUD OF CODY'S INVENTION. 317 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:42,500 I MEAN, FINALLY HIS TALENT'S BEING RECOGNIZED AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. 318 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:43,600 HE'S 12. 319 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,100 WELL... 320 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:49,233 AND NOW OUR FINALISTS WILL DEMONSTRATE THEIR PROJECTS. 321 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,700 BARBARA BROWNSTEIN 322 00:14:50,700 --> 00:14:54,767 AND THE SCIENCE OF VOLCANOES. 323 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:03,834 UM, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BUBBLE UP 324 00:15:03,834 --> 00:15:05,900 AND PRODUCE ASH. 325 00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,967 OK. I FEEL BETTER NOW. 326 00:15:14,967 --> 00:15:16,567 Judge: SHELDON WALTERS. 327 00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:19,300 MY INVENTION IS CALLED M.E.C., 328 00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,967 WHICH STANDS FOR "MY ENERGY CONVERTER." 329 00:15:21,967 --> 00:15:25,033 YOU PUT GARBAGE IN THIS END... 330 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,400 [WHIRRING AND RATTLING] 331 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:32,300 [BEEP] 332 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:36,000 AND THEN IT TURNS INTO ENERGY. 333 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:40,400 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS GOING TO WORK? 334 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,800 OF COURSE I'M SURE! I-- WE--YOU BUILT IT, DIDN'T I? 335 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,500 WE--YOU! 336 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:49,033 OUR NEXT PARTICIPANT IS MR. CODY MARTIN, 337 00:15:49,033 --> 00:15:53,000 WHO WILL DEMONSTRATE HIS LASER. 338 00:15:53,567 --> 00:15:54,500 THANK YOU. 339 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:57,233 I'M GOING TO USE THIS LASER 340 00:15:57,233 --> 00:15:58,300 TO CUT A SQUARE 341 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,066 OUT OF THAT SHEET OF METAL. 342 00:16:00,066 --> 00:16:01,667 LIGHTS, PLEASE! 343 00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,200 OOPS. I-- 344 00:16:42,967 --> 00:16:44,467 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 345 00:16:44,467 --> 00:16:47,567 MY VOLCANO! 346 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,934 HE LOOKS SO ADORABLE WHEN HE'S ASLEEP. 347 00:16:59,934 --> 00:17:02,734 LIKE AN ANGEL. 348 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:08,200 [SNORES] 349 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,233 HE EVEN SNORES BEAUTIFULLY. 350 00:17:12,233 --> 00:17:14,600 LET'S FOCUS, PEOPLE. WE'LL PUT THE BRACELET BACK, 351 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,967 GET A COUPLE OF SHIRTS, AND WE'RE GONE. OK. 352 00:17:19,834 --> 00:17:22,400 IT'S STUCK! 353 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,600 [GROANS] 354 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:27,400 ♪ HUSH, LITTLE ROCK STAR ♪ 355 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,300 ♪ STAY WHERE YOU ARE ♪ 356 00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,700 ♪ LONDON'S GONNA BUY YOU A SHINY CAR ♪ 357 00:17:31,700 --> 00:17:34,367 MMM... 358 00:17:34,367 --> 00:17:36,500 AHH... London: AHH... 359 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:41,767 Maddie: LONDON, GIVE US A HAND, WOULD YOU? 360 00:17:41,767 --> 00:17:43,000 LONDON. 361 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,133 [GASPS] 362 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,100 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 363 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:49,967 I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE OUR CHRISTMAS-HANUKKAH CARD. 364 00:17:54,767 --> 00:17:57,967 HEY, GET AWAY FROM MY BOYFRIEND! 365 00:17:57,967 --> 00:18:00,767 I CAN'T MOVE! 366 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,100 OHH... 367 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,200 A LIKELY STORY. 368 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:05,300 IT'S NOT A STORY. IT'S THE TRUTH. 369 00:18:05,300 --> 00:18:07,867 BUT WHILE I'M HERE, CAN YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF US? 370 00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:10,467 NO! ZACK, TAKE A PICTURE OF US! 371 00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:14,500 I'M KIND OF BUSY HERE! 372 00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:17,200 AAH! 373 00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,200 WHAT'S GOING ON? 374 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,600 HI. YOU DON'T KNOW ME, 375 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:25,100 BUT WE'RE GONNA BE MARRIED. 376 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:27,667 SECURITY! RUN! 377 00:18:34,867 --> 00:18:36,400 HEY--HEY, LET ME GO! 378 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,300 THROW HIM OUT OF HERE, FELLAS. 379 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,100 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, I WAS ONLY IN HERE 380 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,100 TRYING TO RETURN YOUR LUCKY BRACELET! 381 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,033 RETURN? DON'T YOU MEAN STEAL? 382 00:18:43,033 --> 00:18:45,500 NO, YOU SEE, I STOLE IT WHEN YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM 383 00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:48,200 AND MOSEBY WENT TO GET YOU TOWELS. 384 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:49,700 AND, BY THE WAY, 385 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:51,100 WHILE WE'RE CONFESSING, 386 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,400 I STOLE THOSE, TOO. 387 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,300 HOW MANY TIMES YOU BEEN IN HERE? 388 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:55,834 A COUPLE. 389 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:58,000 WELL, AT LEAST I WASN'T PAWING THROUGH YOUR DRAWERS 390 00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,066 LIKE MY WACKY FRIENDS. 391 00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,800 YOU HANG OUT WITH THOSE GIRLS? 392 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,000 WHAT ARE THEY, LIKE, 2 YEARS OLDER THAN YOU? 393 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,800 3. IMPRESSIVE, DUDE. 394 00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:09,000 YOU CAN LET HIM DOWN, GUYS. 395 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,800 SO, ARE GIRLS ALWAYS AFTER YOU LIKE THIS? 396 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,667 YEAH. IT GETS KIND OF WEIRD. 397 00:19:15,667 --> 00:19:18,867 REALLY? NO. 398 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:21,000 NO, YOU KNOW, FAME'S PRETTY COOL. 399 00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000 IT JUST COMES AT A PRICE. 400 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,100 SPEAKING OF PRICE, ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THAT PILLOW CASE? 401 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:26,900 SORRY. YOU WERE SAYING? 402 00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:30,867 NO, IT'S JUST SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I DON'T GET TO DO REGULAR STUFF, 403 00:19:30,867 --> 00:19:32,767 YOU KNOW, SHOOT HOOPS, PLAY VIDEO GAMES. 404 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:34,400 IF YOU LIKE VIDEO GAMES, COME BACK TO MY PLACE 405 00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:38,600 AND I'LL CRUSH YOU LIKE THE PRETTY BOY THAT YOU ARE. 406 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,734 YOU'RE ON. 407 00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:44,400 AND THAT'S MR. PRETTY BOY TO YOU. 408 00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,600 WE ARE SO GOING TO WIN. 409 00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:50,500 WHATEVER HAPPENS, CODY, 410 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,033 I AM VERY PROUD OF YOU, 411 00:19:52,033 --> 00:19:56,400 MOSTLY BECAUSE YOU DID THIS ALL BY YOURSELF. 412 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:59,500 RIGHT, ARWIN? 413 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,400 YES! 414 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:05,000 AND OUR WINNER IS... 415 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,300 CODY MARTIN! 416 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:08,900 YES! HA HA! 417 00:20:10,133 --> 00:20:14,133 I'D LIKE TO THANK THE JUDGES FOR AWARDING ME THIS PRIZE. 418 00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:16,400 I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY FRIEND ARWIN 419 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:19,767 FOR LETTING ME USE HIS OFFICE. 420 00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:24,934 I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY MOTHER 421 00:20:24,934 --> 00:20:26,600 FOR BEING SO SUPPORTIVE 422 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,367 AND NOT BEING JUDGMENTAL 423 00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:31,367 AND LOVING ME, 424 00:20:31,367 --> 00:20:32,400 EVEN THOUGH I LIED TO HER 425 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,400 AND I DON'T DESERVE THIS PRIZE! 426 00:20:36,467 --> 00:20:37,667 I CHEATED. 427 00:20:37,667 --> 00:20:40,100 I HAD AN ADULT'S HELP. 428 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,500 WELL, ARWIN'S HELP. 429 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,767 HE REALLY DESERVES THIS TROPHY. 430 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,500 UH, I... 431 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:50,400 WOW! 432 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,800 THANK YOU! 433 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,467 THANK YOU! 434 00:20:52,467 --> 00:20:53,900 IT IS SO NICE TO BE RECOGNIZED 435 00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,233 BY THE SCIENTIFIC COMMUNITY. 436 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,233 IN YOUR FACE, SHELDON! HA HA HA! 437 00:20:57,233 --> 00:20:58,734 NICE VOLCANO, BARBARA. 438 00:20:58,734 --> 00:20:59,767 DORMANT. HA HA HA! 439 00:20:59,767 --> 00:21:00,767 Judge: EXCUSE ME, SIR, 440 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:03,934 THIS COMPETITION IS FOR CHILDREN 14 AND UNDER. 441 00:21:03,934 --> 00:21:06,000 HOW OLD ARE YOU? 442 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,467 UH...[HIGH-PITCHED] 13? 443 00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,033 [SIGHS] ALL RIGHT. 444 00:21:11,033 --> 00:21:11,600 AND 1/2. 445 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:14,000 YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED! NO, PLEASE, DON'T! 446 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,200 [CRYING] OHH! 447 00:21:15,200 --> 00:21:16,900 OUR NEW WINNER IS... 448 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:20,100 SHELDON WALTERS. 449 00:21:20,300 --> 00:21:23,600 CODY, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU FOR DOING THE RIGHT THING. 450 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,000 HOW DO YOU FEEL? 451 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,500 BETTER THAN ARWIN. 452 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:30,000 I'M FINE. 453 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:32,500 [SOBBING] 454 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:36,033 IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL VOLCANO. 455 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,700 UHH! MAN, YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS. 456 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:42,734 DON'T FEEL BAD, DUDE. 457 00:21:42,734 --> 00:21:44,367 WE ALL HAVE TO GET OLD SOMETIME. 458 00:21:44,367 --> 00:21:45,800 [KNOCK ON DOOR] Maddie: JESSIE? 459 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,200 JUST TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE COLOR FOR MY ARTICLE! 460 00:21:48,200 --> 00:21:50,100 I'M GONNA SAY BLUE. IS THAT OK? 461 00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:53,133 LOOK, I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IS. 462 00:21:53,133 --> 00:21:55,867 I JUST WANNA MARRY YOU. 463 00:21:55,867 --> 00:21:58,467 IT'S NOT BROWN, IS IT?